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BANCUL ZILEI | „Fato, știi că Ionuț al tău a fost aseară pe la mine?!”
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CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit unul dintre cele mai bune bancuri, pe care le vei auzi vreodată. Dacă ai început ziua indispus sau te simți trist, sigur îți vei schimba starea.
– Fato…
– Da, fato.
– Știi că Ionuț al tău a fost aseară pe la mine?!
– Dar de ce?
– Păi mi-a zis să ies până afară să-mi zică ceva…
– Și?!
– Am ieșit…
– Și?!
– Vezi șura cea de paie?
– Văd.
– M-a dus acolo.
– Și?!
– Păi uite acolo a făcut dragoste cu mine.
– Și?!
– Acum stau eu și mă gândesc… ce-o fi vrut oare Ion să-mi zică aseară?
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